Celestron PowerSeeker 50 AZ Refractor Telescope
Celestron PowerSeeker 50 AZ Refractor Telescope
5.0 out of 5 stars Saved the World
By Roman
I bought this telescope so my daughter could look at the moon and babysit herself while I went out at night dressed as a super hero to bust hoodlums in our neighborhood. Last night I found my arch nemesis, Cpt. Spaghetti, robbing the local retirement home. He was able to elude me and escape in his custom, gold-plated helicopter.
I rushed home and used my daughter’s telescope to look at the helicopter’s license plate. This thing is so powerful I could see Cpt. Spaghetti’s twisted smile as he flew off.
After getting his plate number I tracked the helicopter’s IP address with a GUI I created in Visual BASIC. Needless to say, me and the Cyber Police were waiting for Cpt. Spaghetti when his bird touched down. All of the stolen dentures and adult diapers were returned to their rightful owners at the retirement home.
This telescope saved lives that night, and I’m sure it won’t be the last time.
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