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Quirky Egg Minder Wink App Enabled Smart Egg Tray

Quirky Egg Minder Wink App Enabled Smart Egg Tray

Quirky Egg Minder Wink App Enabled Smart Egg Tray

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect for single dads
By James O Thach April 5, 2014

As a single Mormon dad, this product has been a life-saver. Since my wives left, I’ve had to grapple with some hard questions, like How many kids do I have? What are their names again? Is that one of mine? Picking them up from Sunday School involved a little too much guesswork.

So I disassembled this device and placed the sensors directly on my children. Now I can tell not only how many I have, but how old they are, which ones are rotten, and who’s about to go bad–all from my smartphone. It also helps ensure their safety, because if–God forbid–I ever have fewer than fourteen, I’ll get a push notification.

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