Defense Technology MK-9 Pepper Spray
Defense Technology MK-9 Pepper Spray
5.0 out of 5 stars The best essentially a food product out there!
By Kevin M
I heard some people raving about sriracha sauce, and I tried it despite its distressingly ethnic name. They call that hot? Then I heard Megyn Kelley on Fox News giving a rave review of this new hot sauce. Finally, something to put on my eggs in the morning that can give me the kind of spiciness I like in my food: the kind that causes blisters, swelling, and suffocation.
Best of all, its name is 100% American!
1.0 out of 5 stars Wholly unsuitable for eating
By Dan
Despite Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly’s assurance that this harmless vegetable mist is a “food product”, I found it wholly unsuitable for eating. It caused an extraordinarily painful burning sensation in the mucous membranes of my upper respiratory tract and the tissue surrounding my eyes, resulting temporary blindness which lasted from 15-30 minutes, inflammation of the skin which lasted from 45 to 60 minutes, and upper body spasms which forced me to bend forward in fits of uncontrollable coughing that made it difficult to breathe or speak for between 3 and 15 minutes. While there are many pleasurable ways to ingest fruits of the genus Capsicum, a nice New Mexico-style green Chile sauce on a stuffed sopaipilla for example, I found this product unsatisfactory.
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful Food Product
By lulu
At Megyn Kelly’s suggestion. I now use Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray on all my cuisine that needs a little extra kick — seafood, pasta, and pizza all get the UC Davis treatment at my house. The bloody Mary’s are just amazing. I can’t wait for this year’s Christmas party!
And don’t start any of that liberal whining about the Right to Assemble or protest peacefully. No one gave those scrambled eggs the right to assemble on my plate. The Constitution is for sissies, except for the Second Amendment, which should be followed to the letter.
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