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Playmobil Security Check Point

Playmobil Security Check Point

Playmobil Security Check Point

3.0 out of 5 stars Great lesson for the kids!
By loosenut on September 9, 2005

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger’s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said “that’s the worst security ever!”. But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.

The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I’ve heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I’ll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).

0 out of 5 stars No longer available
By bbdd on January 2, 2013

Get it now as soon it will no longer be available. TSA has requested that this product be removed from the market. It was deemed a security risk as it is virtually identical to the actual training material used to train TSA agents.

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By Paul Nord on January 14, 2013

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1.0 out of 5 stars Programming
By The Midnight Dolphin on May 1, 2014

Next is the FEMA martial law reeducation center play set and the CIA black site political dissident torture chamber playset

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