Three Wolf Moon Tshirt
Three Wolf Moon Tshirt
This product has hands-down the most epic reviews on Amazon in terms of thoughtfulness (and super-powers gained). The numerous appearances in pop culture and the parodies spawned prompted someone to make a freaking wikipedia page about it. Even George Takai
Our favorite review:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Most Powerful Creation Ever
By j_and_goddess on January 25, 2010
“When I received my TWM shirt… I didn’t put it on for a year out of fear, out of my unpreparedness. I went to a monastery to study with Shinto monks in the highest peaks of China. I stayed with them and studied their ways of respecting the power of nature and magic. I had stayed with them for eight years. I’ve just returned to civilization and began to reestablish my modern life. There, was the last unpacked box. The black Amazon smile taunting me. I debated with myself. I still believed I wasn’t ready. I took the chance. I opened up the box and was greeted with the smell of the wild and a shrill howl. I put on the shirt, and felt an extreme wave of absolute power and testosterone surge through and rape my body. My chest hair grew many inches, I gained 250lbs of muscle, my penis size grew 6 inches…. in diameter, I could see/hear/smell for miles. The power was too much. I knew that no one being could possess nor handle its full power. I’m currently on my journey to Mordor, where I plan to destroy the shirt and it’s power.”
There are now 342 pages of reviews for this product since 2007! There are so many other gems out there that you can just click on a random page and insanity ensues:
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